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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.
I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

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  • Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
  • Me: I lost a follower

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