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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
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- Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
- Me: I lost a follower
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